Let's do the Time Rap, Strider style.

i am actually going to do something pretty fucking amazing for you
i hope you don’t mind waiting a few days, cuz you’re gonna have to

oh man, is this a kid or a troll???
pleasure me sexually??? that’s not how i roll
i know i’m cool like that, and everyone wants me
but i’m okay, so plz just leave strider be
but you can admire my work and all that i do
because that’s not illegal and i’d like you to
but if you need a lesson in how to be cool
pick up a fucking pen and don’t be a tool

aww fuck, there is 12 of these guys
now we’re all caught up in a ironic demise
i only really know of a fucking few, dude
so i can’t break the fourth wall cuz that would be rude
but i know aradia, that maid of time
and tavros, the longhorn who can’t troll or rhyme
i know the windbag known as karkat
and kanaya who’s learning about rose and that
and terezi the blind troll who’s gotta licking issue
i know equius too, no towels??? here’s a tissue
and there is gamzee doing his juggalo thing
if you want a broken wall, gimme another ring

“sooo cool” says the girl named jade
hyper but earthy, yeah she’s got it made
with the atom symbol up upon her shirt
huge dorky glasses that make your eyes hurt
long dark hair, a wonderous mane
i wonder if it makes her insane in the brain
and don’t you worry if you’re feelin’ down
cuz this girl’s here to bring up that frown
and she’s not one to go out and boast
but i’d say she knows me the most

oh man the cripple and the clown
double C, gonna break it down
ones shy, and sensitive, he can’t use a cane
and the other’s just got funny up on his brain
and even if things don’t work out their way
they’ll stick together cuz they’re pb and j
and if you had to ask me
I’d say together they are ment to be

so here are my thoughts about boy on boy
it’s something from the heart and not a toy
because it ain’t for procreation and shit like that
it’s for the soul and keeping no heart lines flat
and even if people like me that way
its okay because i’m not gay

here’s the thing about this geeky guy
he’s my best bro and he can fly
and when he gives the windy thing a try
he makes the ladies say ‘my oh my’

and though his jokes are old, not new
you’d recognize him from his shirt so blue
and even though his pranks are something you’d ‘boo’
he’s my best bro, and he’s totally true

john egbert over there, hanging by the ironic string
go on bro, do the windy thing.